Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The economy is so bad...

  • I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.

  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

  • Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.

  • I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

  • A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.

  • I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.

  • I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.

  • Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.

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