CNBC brain-fornicates readers

 

So first they're like

Why This Stock Rally Isn't Signaling a Market Turnaround

Published: Monday, 10 Oct 2011 | 4:18 PM ET

then they're like

Stocks May Have Seen Their Lows For The Year

CNBC.com | October 10, 2011 | 04:59 PM EDT

 I am now confused, bewilders, abashed, and totally befuddled. What's the big idea, CNBC?!